hi

I couldn’t wait to tell you

to tell you

that

you can finally be

my lover

forever

but wait

there’s just a few conditions

that you have to agree to

like:

1) Will you ask me to buy you iPhone 6+++?

2) Do you know how to pound yam and make soup?

3) Are you spiritual enough to call me brother?

4) Do you know the movie, Yemi my lover?

4) Does your daddy have money to share to our side?

5) Are there any more questions you’d like me to ask?

 

LOL . . .

So, this is completely random. I was sitting here at my kitchen table, just going through Instagram and I saw a repost by @falzthebadguy of someone doing a 15sec cover of his song with @symplysimi.

And some tune got stuck in my head.
So I wrote words to it.
Wish I could sing the song and put in an audio file for you to listen to. My voice is amazing.

Honestly though, leave a comment sharing the worst questions you’ve ever heard related to a marriage conversation.

Peace and Love, y’all.

❤ ❤ ❤

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Stop trying to do God’s job

Dear Christian, here’s a word to us.

Chris Martin Writes

I want to apologize up front if this post comes across a little stronger than usual. Time is short. People are dying. As a Church, we need to take a long, hard look into the mirror, and figure out real quick-like how we are representing the word, Christian.

It’s not our job to change people. Let’s start with that.

We sow seeds. Sometimes, we get the amazing opportunity to water those seeds. God brings the increase. God, through the transforming work of the Holy Spirit, brings conviction into people’s hearts. He brings change.

We’ve got to stop thinking everyone is wrong if they don’t believe exactly as we do. To put it quite simply…that doesn’t matter at all.

We need to stop debating with atheists, agnostics, and Mormons. We need to stop boycotting every single business that supports gay marriage. We need to stop pointing out everyone’s faults.

And we…

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April Fools!

Ah-hem *clearing throat*

Hello!!!

Sorry, had a little something caught in my pharynx.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . . . . . .  .

Yesterday was the first of April in my part and many other parts of the world. And except to those of you on different time-zone plans, I’d like to say Happy Yesterday was April Fools Day #yaaaay #soundslong #whatever

Anyway, I was reading up on pranks to pull and I think the most epic for me was the 1957 prank on  the BBC current affairs show – Panorama – where it looked like farmers where picking strands of spaghetti from trees and laying them out to dry 😀 #ultraawesome

And then it seems like Rapzilla pulled one heck of a prank on their followers too. You know Lecrae, right? And you know how he and Kendrick Lamar are buds of a sort too, right? Well, Rapzilla put out a link [I saw it on Facebook] that told people they could listen to a new song “Holier Than Thou PT 2” by Lecrae featuring Kendrick Lamar, produced by Hit-Boy.

Me?

I was curious. I wanted to know what it would sound like. I’m a fan of Lecrae, dunno Kendrick Lamar really, but I hear he spits verses well [I think he’s a secular act; isn’t he?]. But I was really curious. So I goes and clicks the link and gets to the page, right?

And I clicks the play button, and what came out, y’all, was not a verse. Started like a song form the 60s, played like a song form the 60s, was probably a song from the 60s. At work, so I couldn’t listen properly, but I was got, mehn!

And it hurt.
I’m always looking out for new songs by Lecrae.

So it hurt!!! It really, really hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ 😥 ] – insert tears, wails and a bucket of steaming eyes water

But big ups to Rapzilla! Y’all are gooooooooooooood 😛

Now, tell me. What did you do for April Fools Day? Who got you? Who did you got? *last part in movie voice*

Drop a comment in the space that asks for it. And please tell me; I’d love to know.

XOXO, darlings.

P.S. I did nothing and was pranked by no one. Corporate environments are serious business; very serious business 😐